Its no secret, I love super hero games.  I love them more when super heros are beating the tar out of each other.  And as such, I’ve occasionally said to myself “hey self, wouldn’t it be super neato if X-Men: Children of the Atom or maybe Marvel Super Heros were released on XBLA?  Well, our friends and overlords at Microsoft did me one better.  Possibly three.

Here’s a dirty little secret for you kids at home. Your friend Stewie, self professed gamer and social shut in, LOVES superhero games. Yes that’s right, I love them. Hulk Ultimate Destruction, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, way back to Iron Man and the Avengers, and even, for the sake of getting DC’s backside into it, Superman the Arcade Game. You know, the one where the developers made a wise crack and gave P2 Captain Marvel’s colors.

I bet you’re expecting me to say Iron Man sucks, arn’tcha? Well grab a dingy, dingy, I’m about to gush.

A bunch of two-inch high aliens deal with the collapse of their Vulcan culture and try to fit in with American society on board a robotic Eddie Murphy as they try to find a small ball that will drain the planet's oceans. Oh, and there's a sub plot in there about a woman who triggers a mutiny because the captain didn't endanger their cover to ogle her.

Seriously, that's my review. Any desire you have to watch it after reading that is your own problem.

Okay, first things first, in order to even "get" this game, you must first look over the Loserman animated Gifs. I don't have the link handy, but if I recall, Spoony has left it on the download page.

The game opens as our ragefully rotund hero has all but obviously let a bunch of friends sleep on his bright red rug. Further inspection reveals that, gasp and amazement, they're dead! That's either one uncomfortable rug, or one really comfortable rug. Begrieved, out hero does the only sensible thing there is. He goes on a killing rampage.