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March 2009

Resident Evil 5

By Daniel McAloon
Posted on March 31st, 2009

Resident Evil 5 is a semi-faithful continuation of the Resident Evil storyline. It's more action-oriented than past titles, ESPECIALLY in co-op mode. If you loved Resident Evil 4 because you constantly found yourself without ammo and about to die, you might want to play RE5 on a much harder difficulty than normal. If you liked Gears of War but though it could be better if there were zombies and you were constantly about to die, then you'll be happy with RE5.

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A Kingdom for Keflings

By Stewitus P. Johnnyknocker
Posted on March 7th, 2009

I figured Keflings would get caught by the spell checker. Anyway, Kingdom is a strange game to describe, indeed. Its like the infamous Sim City, but its not. Its like the niche and oft misunderstood Viva Pinata, but its not. It’s like the legendary Starcraft, but its not. Those three games have very little to do with each other, and yet Kingdom for Keflings is like all three of them.

If you think it’s hard to understand, you shoulda tried to figure out how to say it.

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Iron Man

By Stewitus P. Johnnyknocker
Posted on March 6th, 2009

Here’s a dirty little secret for you kids at home. Your friend Stewie, self professed gamer and social shut in, LOVES superhero games. Yes that’s right, I love them. Hulk Ultimate Destruction, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, way back to Iron Man and the Avengers, and even, for the sake of getting DC’s backside into it, Superman the Arcade Game. You know, the one where the developers made a wise crack and gave P2 Captain Marvel’s colors.

I bet you’re expecting me to say Iron Man sucks, arn’tcha? Well grab a dingy, dingy, I’m about to gush.

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